Honorable mentions go to Jenny Calendar, Tara, and Katrina Silber (remember her?)
Look at this. Now I am burdened with a
husband and several tiny pink children and
more cash than I can reasonably manage.
That means you're winning.
Yes. Cash equals good.
Oh, I'm so pleased! Can I trade in the
children for more cash?
Xander -- You can't help me. I'm not
even sure... there's a "me" for you